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Friday, August 08, 2003

LanOhio Breakfast

Eclipse is drinking bawls at LanOhio LAN

Eclipse: Good morning, n00bie

Blackrazor: Good morning to you, n000000bieeee!

Eclipse: Your server went down, n00bie!  Mother fucking Toshiba Laptop is one crazy n00bie, n00bie!

Blackrazor: Damn! This Laptop is one unpredictable n00bie, N00bie!  Hey Ghetto! Whatcha doin' n00bie?

Ghetto: Your favorite, n00bie, BS and spam!

Eclipse and Blackrazor high-five

Blackrazor: Bitch! You ma numma one n00bie!

Ghetto: OH! Hold on my n00bies! Whats missing here?

Eclipse and Blackrazor: OH!

Eclipse: are we some dumbass n00bies or what?

Ghetto starts playing some ghetto rap music loud over speakers

Nebbish barges in

Nebbish: Hey! What are you doing?

Ghetto turns off music

Nebbish: Whats up, n00bies!

Everyone laughs

Blackrazor: Yo, nebbish, whats with all that crazy gear, n00bie?

Nebbish: Oh, I come here for rest of day. Anybody call for me, you tell them, this n00bie gone LANNin.

Nebbish turns around, on back of shirt is "n00bie gone LANNin"

Everyone laughs

<Exit Nebbish>

Airmack enters on phone

Airmack: Oh, really? Did you see the new Brad Pitt movie? He's so cute, gotta go.

Everyone stares at him

Airmack: What?

Eclipse: What? What? I tell you what. Your posts were taken down, n00bie.

Airmack: Its not so bad.

Eclipse: Not so bad? You posted everything but interesting stuff.

Blackrazor laughs

Airmack: So what? I can post whore anyways.

Eclipse: You can post whore? If n00bie post whores, n00bie no practice gaming. If n00bie no pracice gaming, n00bie no beat darkseed. If n00bie no beat darkseed, n00bie only wins second in tourney and gets no prize, n00bie!

<Airmack starts to cry>

Eclipse sighs and looks around

Eclipse: There, there, my little n00bie, its ok. It's ok

Airmack: I'm sorry, n00bie

Ghetto turns music back on

Everyone dances to it

Big ed: Yo! Did someone order a case of bawls?

Everyone: We did! N00bie!

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Because no one else posted it

-JelOh

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Wednesday, July 09, 2003

The Italian Job

Went to go see the Italian job today with bob and yash. It was pretty good except for the fact that they were driving minis. Those are the dumbest little cars ever. You can even see spiderman standing in the crowd for a split second right before the armored truck falls through the street (think fight club). It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing in the theater. The best parts of the night were definately after the movie though. Bob and I were in the arcade trying to find a game we could play for only a quarter (we failed) when there was this kid playing one of those racing games where you sit on the motorcycle to go. He was a dumbass and broke the game so the motorcycle wouldn't turn anymore and he got really mad and started to yell at the infernal machine. So I'm watching him scream at the game while the motorcycle dude in the game is flying off the track through trees and bushes in a straight line and I start laughing. He immediately snaps and starts yelling at me in a very serious punk-ish tone like he's going to beat me up, which makes me laugh some more. As Bob and I walk out as he's still sitting on the motorcycle yelling at us but can't bring himself to abandon the 75 cents he used on the game. People are way too emotional these things. Why is it such a big deal I laughed a little. It's not like I'm "insulting his honor" or something like that. All it takes is 75 cents to make some young stupidass lose all rationality. Pathetic.

Yet entertaining.

Friday, June 13, 2003

Life is good!  Yaaaay!

BobOmega: ugh its saturday
Eclipse: yay! its Saturday!
Eclipse: thats the attitude
Eclipse: every day is a new day
BobOmega: grumble
Eclipse: whats wrong mr scrooge?
BobOmega: Hate.
Eclipse: the wife beating you again?
BobOmega: i can't think of a witty responce to that so i'll just give you a "Hate!"
Eclipse: owned there, mr scrooge
Eclipse: :D

Thursday, June 05, 2003

Don Hertzfeldt is elite

you are not