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June 31st, 2002
Congress ordered DGS Lethal to surrender his presidential documents, resulting in a shocking new hidden allogation. It appeared DGS Lethal accused Eclipse of stealing money from the national reserve. Appearing before a grand jury, Eclipse was quickly dismissed. When asked, the accused quoted "Fuxor that n00b!".
When forced to allow inspection by Congress, President Lethal's secret plan was
also uncovered by an elite team of Counter - Terrorists. When
asked to jump by Lethal, they firmly replied "Negative!" and rescued the
hostages.