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  Will likes the cock
                     owned!

Will More Farms: Hey, I heard from this one guy that you're straight.
Will More Farms: APRIL FOOLS@
Will More Farms: !!
Will More Farms: OWNED
Eclipse278: so it was a girl?
Eclipse278: i dont get it


Thu Apr 01, 2004
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  Its Stuponfucious!
                     

If the phone is so smart to know I have to dial a "1" before "440", why doesn't it just add the one for me? Is it really so important to punish me and make me redial the whole damn number?

Here's some hentai for you all for christmas-

Thanks to bobomega for that pic..


Wed Dec 24, 2003
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  Care to explain?
                     

Eclipse: not at work?
Someone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Eclipse: whoa
Someone: so...
Someone: what's up?
Eclipse: um
Eclipse: whoa
Eclipse: ET is very fun
Someone: should I take this conversation as being over already?
Eclipse: wolfenstein, not the alien
Someone: I'll take that as a yes
Someone: minimize
Eclipse: wooooooooooooooooow


Sun Oct 19, 2003
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