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Mon Mar 29, 2004
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  Quote of the day
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Eclipse278: loghate BobOmega = 1000000!!


Fri Feb 20, 2004
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  Look what I found....
                     "BobOmega sucks"

BobCortex (11:22:51 PM): BobCortex (11:24:59 PM): i put some paint down on my case
Auto response from Eclipse278 (11:24:59 PM): switching computers...
away messages are fun
BobCortex (11:22:57 PM): asshat
Eclipse278 (11:23:00 PM): woot
BobCortex (11:25:58 PM): bored and dont want to add any more bad paint to my case
Eclipse278 (11:26:08 PM): big blue?
BobCortex (11:26:12 PM): yeah
BobCortex (11:26:16 PM): i put some paint on it
BobCortex (11:26:22 PM): while i was sitting doing nothing
BobCortex (11:26:36 PM): i intend on stripping it down and repainting over the summer
Eclipse278 (11:26:37 PM): blue paint?
BobCortex (11:26:41 PM): nope
BobCortex (11:26:48 PM): it has blotches of other paint
Eclipse278 (11:26:50 PM): pink?
BobCortex (11:26:52 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:27:02 PM): super pink?
BobCortex (11:27:06 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:27:11 PM): bright pink?
BobCortex (11:27:14 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:27:18 PM): dark pink?
BobCortex (11:27:20 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:27:30 PM): purple pink?
BobCortex (11:27:31 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:27:51 PM): green pink?
BobCortex (11:28:02 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:28:05 PM): pure pink?
BobCortex (11:28:08 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:28:13 PM): static pink?
BobCortex (11:28:13 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:28:20 PM): blotchy pink?
BobCortex (11:28:23 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:28:34 PM): mighty pink?
BobCortex (11:28:37 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:28:50 PM): neon pink?
BobCortex (11:28:54 PM): no
BobCortex (11:29:03 PM): no
Eclipse278 (11:29:05 PM): scratchy pink?
BobCortex (11:29:06 PM): nope
BobCortex (11:29:10 PM): no
BobCortex (11:29:26 PM): no
BobCortex (11:29:31 PM): ...no
Eclipse278 (11:29:31 PM): belldandy pink?
BobCortex (11:30:15 PM): see above^
BobCortex (11:30:57 PM): would you feel better if i said i glued hentai belldandy up on that? i didn't but i want you to stop saying pink
Eclipse278 (11:31:00 PM): 255,0,255?
BobCortex (11:31:11 PM): oh damnit
Eclipse278 (11:31:28 PM): 254,0,255?
BobCortex (11:32:27 PM): <ignoring>
BobCortex (11:40:25 PM): done yet?
Eclipse278 (11:40:36 PM): i found something else to do
BobCortex (11:40:40 PM): good


Fri Feb 06, 2004
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  LanOhio Breakfast
                     

Eclipse is drinking bawls at LanOhio LAN

Eclipse: Good morning, n00bie

Blackrazor: Good morning to you, n000000bieeee!

Eclipse: Your server went down, n00bie!  Mother fucking Toshiba Laptop is one crazy n00bie, n00bie!

Blackrazor: Damn! This Laptop is one unpredictable n00bie, N00bie!  Hey Ghetto! Whatcha doin' n00bie?

Ghetto: Your favorite, n00bie, BS and spam!

Eclipse and Blackrazor high-five

Blackrazor: Bitch! You ma numma one n00bie!

Ghetto: OH! Hold on my n00bies! Whats missing here?

Eclipse and Blackrazor: OH!

Eclipse: are we some dumbass n00bies or what?

Ghetto starts playing some ghetto rap music loud over speakers

Nebbish barges in

Nebbish: Hey! What are you doing?

Ghetto turns off music

Nebbish: Whats up, n00bies!

Everyone laughs

Blackrazor: Yo, nebbish, whats with all that crazy gear, n00bie?

Nebbish: Oh, I come here for rest of day. Anybody call for me, you tell them, this n00bie gone LANNin.

Nebbish turns around, on back of shirt is "n00bie gone LANNin"

Everyone laughs

<Exit Nebbish>

Airmack enters on phone

Airmack: Oh, really? Did you see the new Brad Pitt movie? He's so cute, gotta go.

Everyone stares at him

Airmack: What?

Eclipse: What? What? I tell you what. Your posts were taken down, n00bie.

Airmack: Its not so bad.

Eclipse: Not so bad? You posted everything but interesting stuff.

Blackrazor laughs

Airmack: So what? I can post whore anyways.

Eclipse: You can post whore? If n00bie post whores, n00bie no practice gaming. If n00bie no pracice gaming, n00bie no beat darkseed. If n00bie no beat darkseed, n00bie only wins second in tourney and gets no prize, n00bie!

<Airmack starts to cry>

Eclipse sighs and looks around

Eclipse: There, there, my little n00bie, its ok. It's ok

Airmack: I'm sorry, n00bie

Ghetto turns music back on

Everyone dances to it

Big ed: Yo! Did someone order a case of bawls?

Everyone: We did! N00bie!


Fri Aug 08, 2003
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  Because no one else posted it
                     


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